Scripts for the steps we kept forgetting at the end of a long day.
The boring fix
We kept the change small on purpose. It is tempting to tidy everything nearby while the file is open, but every extra line makes the review slower and the rollback riskier. A short diff that does one thing gets merged this week. A long diff that does six things gets argued about until someone quietly closes it.
Scheduled tasks deserve more suspicion than they get. WordPress runs them on the back of ordinary page views, so a slow job can land on a visitor who did nothing to deserve it. List what is registered, work out what each job does and how long it takes, and move the heavy ones to a real system cron.

Where it breaks
Names matter more than cleverness. When a function says exactly what it returns, the template that calls it reads like a sentence and the bug has nowhere to hide. We renamed more than we rewrote on this project, and the reviewers noticed. Six months from now that will be worth more than any micro-optimisation we could have shipped.
Migrations fail in the details: serialized data, hard-coded URLs and that one plugin nobody remembers installing. We make an inventory before we move anything, then we move it twice, once for practice. The rehearsal always finds something. Finding it on a Wednesday at a desk is much better than finding it on launch night with the client watching.
What to check next
Good defaults are a kindness to the next person. If a feature only works after someone reads a long page of setup notes, then for most sites it does not work at all. We would rather ship something modest that behaves well on a fresh install than something impressive that needs a careful afternoon before it shows anything.
The numbers moved less than we hoped, and that is worth saying plainly. Posts like this tend to end with a dramatic chart, but real work mostly produces a steady, unglamorous improvement. The page got a little faster, the logs got a lot quieter and the support inbox stopped filling up on Monday mornings. We will take that.
The short version
Logs are the cheapest witness you have. Before anyone proposes a theory, we turn on debug logging on a copy of the site, repeat the problem once and read what it left behind. Half the time the answer is sitting there in plain words, and the other half we at least know which theories to stop discussing.
Permissions tend to drift. A role that made sense at launch picks up one extra capability each year until nobody can say who is allowed to do what. We list the roles, list the people and compare them with what the job actually needs. It is a dull hour, and it has found more real problems than most scanners.
What we found first
Every feature has a running cost, even when nobody touches it. It needs testing on each upgrade, explaining to each new editor and checking in each review. When a client asks for something small, we ask who will look after it in two years. Sometimes the honest answer is that it should stay a good idea.
Priya Raman Jan 22, 2025
Sending this to a colleague who is about to start a migration next week.
Felix Moreau Jul 19, 2025
We hit the same thing last spring and blamed the host for a month. Wish I had read this then.
Aisha Khan Mar 22, 2025
Nice. One small correction: that hook fires earlier than the post suggests.
Aisha Khan May 21, 2025
This saved me an afternoon. The bit about testing the cold path first is going on the team wiki.
Ravi Menon Jul 11, 2026
Could you share the checklist as a plain text file? I would like to adapt it.
Omar Haddad Sep 17, 2025
Does this still hold on a site with a persistent object cache, or does the picture change?
Noah Bennett Jan 13, 2026
Tried this on a client site this morning. The query count dropped straight away.
Priya Raman Nov 15, 2025
Good write-up. I would add a note about checking the logs before you clear anything.
Omar Haddad Mar 14, 2026
I disagree slightly on the rollback plan, but the rest matches what we do.
Omar Haddad May 12, 2026
Thanks for showing the failed attempts as well. That is the useful part.
Priya Raman Sep 08, 2026
We do something similar with WP-CLI in our deploy step and it has been solid.