The best pull request of the year removed most of a plugin.
How we tested it
Clients rarely remember the clever parts. They remember whether the site stayed up, whether the invoice matched the estimate and whether someone answered when it broke. We try to write code with that in mind. A plain solution that a tired person can repair at the end of a long day beats an elegant one.
Writing it down was the last step and possibly the most useful one. A short note about what we tried, what failed and why we stopped has saved us more time than any tool. When this comes up again, and it will, someone will search the repository, find these paragraphs and skip the whole expensive afternoon.

What we would do differently
We started by reading the code rather than the documentation, because the code is what runs. Most of the surprises in a WordPress project live in the gap between what a function promises and what the theme actually asks of it. An hour with the templates open told us more than a week of status meetings ever had, and it gave us a list of real questions to bring to the client.
The first measurement is always the most useful one, even when it is rough. Write down the query count, the page weight and the time to first byte before you change anything. Without those numbers you cannot tell an improvement from a coincidence, and three weeks later nobody will remember what the site felt like before you touched it.
The boring fix
Caching hides problems as often as it solves them. A page that is fast only when the cache is warm is a page that falls over on the morning after a release, which is exactly when people are looking at it. Test the cold path on purpose. Clear everything, load the home page once, and read what the database had to do.
Nothing here needed a new plugin. The fix was a small change to a query and a better idea of when to run it. That is usually the case: the expensive part of a site is rarely the code you can see, and adding a layer on top only moves the cost somewhere harder to find. Delete first, then decide what is still missing.
Where it breaks
Escaping belongs at the point of output, where a reviewer can see it. When a value has been cleaned three functions earlier, nobody can tell by reading the template whether it is safe, and the next person to touch that line will not know either. We moved every escape next to its echo and the file got shorter and easier to trust.
The review took longer than the fix, and that is the right way round. Most of the time went on working out what the code was meant to do and who depended on it. Once that was written down, the change itself was four lines, a test and a note in the changelog that future maintainers will actually thank us for.
What to check next
A throwaway site is the cheapest tool in the kit. We can build one in a minute, break it completely and delete it without a single awkward conversation. Everything risky in this post happened there first, including the mistakes we are not going to mention, and nothing touched production until it had survived a full run from a clean start.
Priya Raman Nov 04, 2026
The point about small diffs is the one I keep having to repeat at work.
Felix Moreau Nov 04, 2026
Sending this to a colleague who is about to start a migration next week.
Ines Costa Nov 04, 2026
Nice. One small correction: that hook fires earlier than the post suggests.
Ines Costa Nov 05, 2026
This saved me an afternoon. The bit about testing the cold path first is going on the team wiki.
Aisha Khan Nov 06, 2026
Good write-up. I would add a note about checking the logs before you clear anything.
Lena Fischer Nov 05, 2026
We hit the same thing last spring and blamed the host for a month. Wish I had read this then.
Priya Raman Nov 05, 2026
Does this still hold on a site with a persistent object cache, or does the picture change?
Omar Haddad Nov 06, 2026
Tried this on a client site this morning. The query count dropped straight away.
Grace Tanaka Nov 06, 2026
I disagree slightly on the rollback plan, but the rest matches what we do.